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Everyone probably thinks that I`m a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I`d rather read a book.

Being loved keeps you young.

I look at him and he doesn`t look anything like me and I think, Am I the mother?

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can`t mow the lawn.

"When I`m hungry, I eat. When I`m thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it."

"Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors."

"I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is."

"A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That`s why they don`t get what they want." (From her book "Sex")

(To David Letterman) "Listen, all you do is talk about my sex life on your show, so now you don`t want to talk about my sex life when I`m on your show?!"

"Can I just say that I find it really irritating that everyone beats up on Britney Spears? I want to do nothing but support her and praise her and wish her the best. I mean, she`s 18 years old! It`s just shocking. I was so gawky and geeky and awkward and unsure of myself."

"I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this."

"I feel just as hungry today as I did the day I left home."

"Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep."

"I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art."

"I live for meeting with men in suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that. I know I`m entertaining them, and I know that they know."

"I`m like a cockroach - you just can`t get rid of me!"

"I haven`t been a brunette for long so when I went up to my daugher`s school the other day to pick her up someone stopped me and went, Where`s her mother? They tought I was kidnapping her!"

"I`m very conscious of what my daughter is exposed to. There are going to be things she asks for that she`s not going to get. If she wants a pair of Nike trainers I`m not going to make a stink about it, but she`s not having 10 pairs. She`s going to have to accept that."

"Shes aware of her charm and power over people. She knows how to work it"

"I want to bite it off" about baby Lola`s too cute face. "I like to eat her ears"

*When asked what she wants most to teach Lourdes, Madonna says "self respect" when asked what she will teach her about men, Madonna said "well I think if you learn self respect you dont need to be taught about men"

"I saw your baby, shes dressed to kill, 2 months old, she`s beautiful, brown haired baby wearing the prettiest, prettiest little lace dress (Dolce & Gabbana) with a little pearl bracelet and everything."
*"I do. I love to sing to Lola"

"Lola is definatly feisty and string willed. The two of the will be an interesting drama unfolding over the next 20 years."

"Lourdes has a good sense of fashion"

"Yeah, I had to drop 10 grand for that thing (Tickle me Elmo) and it wasn`t even worth it because every time I squeezed him and she started and the doll starts laughing she starts shrieking in terror. Lola is suspicious of anything that laughs that much!"

"Lourdes has perfect pitch"

"All my daughter knows is Queens"

*"Lourdes is all over the map, Madonna says of Lola`s music taste. "Mary J Blige, Spice Girls, Charlotte Church, Me,"

`What it feels like for a girl` is "In a way for Lourdes"

"Lourdes is a real character and I love her to death. I cant get enough of her. We`ve got a real family unit going."

"Its important for my daughter to have a happy mother. When I was in the desert shooting `Frozen` it was the first time I spent the night away from my daughter. I was incredibly angst ridden"

"Ellen Degeneres gave me a `Macarena Teddy Bear` for my daughter who is obsessed with the Macarena"

"When we are going shopping, my daughter wants whatever I buy! She says `I want to have the clothes you have, mommy".

"She`s very wilfull. She`s alway doing exactly what I don`t want to and it`s seldom that she does what I`m saying "

"My daughter is much more awake than me at that age! I grew up very simple with less cultural suggestion... I knew nothin when I was four,[laughing] I guess I was brain-dead."

"When I looked at her for the first time I wept. and when I first looked into her eyes I just said `this is God. this is love. unconditional love. it`s so amazing, it`s incredible!!!"

"I was stunned when I saw on the ultrasound a tiny living creature spinning around in my wob. Tap-dancing, I think. Waving its tiny arms around and trying to suck its thumb. I could have sworn I heard it laughing. The pure and joyful laughter of a child. As if to say, `Ha-ha, I fooled you!` I heard its heartbeat and immediately fell in love."

"My daughter is going to be the best dressed girl in the world".

"She`s too young to understand what celebrity is. All I really care about is that she`s surrouned by good people with positive energy and love. She`s just as fond of someone who isn`t in a magazine as she might be of someone who is, and is just as suspicious when she first meets anyone. She doesn`t treat anyone differently and she doesn`t get treated differently. She knows what paparazzis are and she says they`re yucky. But she doesn`t really understand what it`s all for. I don`t think anyonce could at that age."

"I think Lola should have a brother or sister. I thik she`s incredibly spoiled. She could do with a a bit of competition."

"Having a child has made me a lot more sensitive, more responsible, a lot more aware of my actions and my words. I`m porbably a better girlfriend.....I was much more selfish and self-involved before."

"I love it when Lola says `Bonjour, Maman!"

"If Lola doesn`t need another dress right now and wants one, the answer is no! She`s always asking for more. More dessert. More jelly beans!"

"I have memories of sitting on my mothers lap, or laying next to her in bed and having her arms around me. I know how much I cherish those memories. I do have moments with Lola when I can almost feel transpored back to those times. I don`t so much see my mother mothering me as I think I`m going to be the mother I never had."

"I didn`t grow up with a mother and I envision hugging and tactile pleasure and the happiness of that. And I think how amazing to have someone in my life who`s a part of me in a way that no one else can be."

"The most important thing right now is Lourdes, not me. That fact trivialises all the other silly little things that used to bother me, like nasty things people say about me in newspapers. It`s like a buit-in bliss factor. You can just go "So, what?" Which is great. It regulates everything."

"The last 2 years have been like ray of light to me....I feel like I`m starting my life over in some ways. My daughter`s birth was like a rebirth for me"

"Lourdes has been an incredible healing influence on my life. She protects me"

"Now I really want to stay alive forever, I mean Lola comes first. That`s how it`s changed my prespective- and verything else falls behind it. It`s changed my priorities, and I`m sure it will affect every decision I make until I die"

"I try to take Lola with me every time I travel. She`s starting to speak and she`s always surrounded by Hispanics and Italians, she doesn`t speak a word of English yet. But she knows tons of Spanish. Don`t forget that her dad is Cuban and most of my friends are Hispanic."

"I knew that having a child would be an incredible healing expreience....because I didnt have a mother. I just knew my Karma ws to have a girl, and I instinctively had a longing for her. But I didn`t know what it`s going to be like."

"Most people I know are celebrites, so Lourdes just thinks everyone in the universe is famous."

"Lola is going to punish me, if I don`t play with her before I go to work. She`s at that age. She doesn`t want me out of her sight"

"You cannot be an anarchist if you have children. I mean you still can be rebellious, but you always have to pause first."

"The last thing I want is to raise a brat. We could definately go down the wrong road. I don`t want Lola to have everything she wants. I want her to apperciate things, and not to be presumptuous. I want her to have manners and social graces.

"While my daughter has completely changed my life, I haven`t become a saint!"

Lourdes is absolutely smitten with Carlos. She reminds me every day that Mommy`s the queen, that Daddy`s the king. "And I`m the princess, Mommy."

"It made me strong knowing `there grows a life inside of me`."

"When I`m hungry, I eat. When I`m thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it."

"Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors."

"I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is."

"A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That`s why they don`t get what they want." (From her book "Sex")

(To David Letterman) "Listen, all you do is talk about my sex life on your show, so now you don`t want to talk about my sex life when I`m on your show?!"

"Can I just say that I find it really irritating that everyone beats up on Britney Spears? I want to do nothing but support her and praise her and wish her the best. I mean, she`s 18 years old! It`s just shocking. I was so gawky and geeky and awkward and unsure of myself." - Elle, February 2001

"I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this."

"I feel just as hungry today as I did the day I left home."

"Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep."

"I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art."

"I live for meeting with men in suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that. I know I`m entertaining them, and I know that they know."

"I`m like a cockroach - you just can`t get rid of me!"

"People who have nothing better to do than talk about my hair color have no lives."

"I`m a gay man trapped in a woman`s body!"

"Not only do we suffer from racism and sexism, but we also suffer from ageism. Once you reach a certain age you`re not allowed to be adventurous, you`re not allowed to be sexual, I mean is there a rule? Are you supposed to just die when you`re 40?"

"Without the heart, there can be no understanding between the hand and the mind."

"I`m tough, ambitious and I know exactly what I want... if that makes me a bitch - okay!"

"Fame can be very disruptive. It can be like a drug. It gives you the feeling that you`re happy, it gives you the feeling of self-importance, it gives you the feeling of fullfilment... but it can distract you from what is really important."

"People think being a star is about being fabulous, having your picture taken all the time, going to parties in limousines, having everyone worship and adore you, being rich, rich, rich... ...having it all. And you know what? They`re absolutely right."

"There is nothing rebellious about today`s sounds, and music needs to be rebellious!"

"My ambition may be American, and I may have married a Brit, but my heart belongs to France." (on winning a French NRJ Career Award, January 2004)

I wouldn`t live here cause it`s too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives here.

I know I`m not the greatest singer or dancer, but that doesn`t interest me, I`m interested in being provocative and pushing people`s buttons.