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"I also think that the industry could use a little class."

"Ducka, ducka ducka"

"Cool beans!"

"If you are not standing you are a party pooper! Get your booty up!"

"Sexy man, sexy man."

"I totally do not believe in backup plans. If you want something that bad...go for it! I knew that performing was what I wanted to do, so I went for it without a backup plan."

"If I can wake up everyday before I die and know that I don`t have to serve anyone food or drinks, I will be happy! *laughs*""

"I`m still going to eat burgers and fries. You can kiss my butt."

"I feel like I`m dating Bob, I see Bob everywhere I go."

"Chicken kung ky."

"I was always taught through my church and family that God will never give you anything you can`t handle, so don`t stress."

"That there them done good...no we don`t talk like that! *laughs*."

"For real, those kids could be animals! Listen! *opens car door and closes it* Maybe you didn`t hear! *does it again* One more time! *laughs*."

"I never said I was a `good girl.` I`m not a bad girl. I`m just normal, and that`s what I`m going to be. There`s no bad girl with whips and chains that`s going to come out. I think people like me because I was myself."

"I stink; I haven`t had a shower."

"God, this job is hard. It literally sucks."

"I`m not perfect"

"I was a real doofus when I finally got into a real recording studio."

"On your feet, I see you!"

"Oh god, I was thinking thong, I was like `I`m not gonna prance around in a thong!"

"I just didn`t want to be like `flash the world."

"Hello, the word is sweet."

"No I`m still the same DORK that says ducka, ducka, ducka...and I pray to god that he doesn`t let it change."

"I can`t wear that tight of pants. I like `em flarier. Like, who likes straight legs? Not big butted girls. We need some big flares at the bottom, to match."

"Some of these places crack me up, like everything in their store looks the same."

"I want a cookie. Can I have a cookie? There`s a brownie?"

"Liquor smells like crap! I hate when people say it`s an acquired taste, because I could acquire a taste for pee, but I don`t drink pee."

"Nothing on my skin is going to touch the toilet; people could have like, nasty butt. And I do not use porta-potties."

"I`m cute - and God I hate that. Because that`s not cool. I`m like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It`s the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I`m an everyday, normal girl."

"I`m a hygiene freak. I`m like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands."

"If it ain`t broke, don`t fix it!"

"You can stay in here; you can just turn your head. YOU can`t stay in here! You gots to go."

"Oh God, I think that`s so cool. They probably think I, like, get upset about stuff, but I actually call my friends! I`m like, `Dude! Get the National Enquirer! I`m in it!` Like, I`m in it, like, all the time now!"

"I hat ain`t gonna grow back!"

"People are brutal!"

"I`m gonna stop you right there. This is a pen, not a magic wand! Creepy old man? Yes. American Idol? No."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"If I`m like the girl next door, then y`all have some weird neighbors!"